June 2012
I fuck up everything I put my mind into
May 2012
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
I GOT A 53/100 ON PART TWO
NEVER TAKING MATH AGAIN MY LIFE YUSSSS
Straight chillin with Mickey ,Patrick, and Leif: my three best friends.
i need a 26/100 on part two of my math final to...
i got a 36/100 on part 1
"Hey this is yours"
Puts on floor next to me.
Thanks douchebag. It’s your room too.
Watchvipvictor:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
fuck you
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and you know
i told him that we’re having dinner all together tonight, and he agreed to the time and everything
but today, the day that we’re going out, he’s still working on the things that he said all ther other nights he was going to get done. It just doesnt make sense to me. I think he’s too preoccupied with his club sport than he is with his real college friends, not just people...
"I have to move the fan from blowing on you to...
No, no its okay you own this room and everything inside it and my comfort and sleep don’t matter.
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
i wish i knew when people were talking about me
ASK ME QUESTIONS
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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